Howdy y’all.

This is my 2024 altered art calendar. It has 14 of my altered art prints and over 100 weird holidays like UFO day and Microwave Oven Day, and ya know, the normal holidays too.

Printed and assembled by hand in Canton, Ohio USA.

On December 15th I'll do a live show where I randomly choose someone in the USA to ship my Ewok Jedi Village painting to for free! I'll even cover shipping!

Orders above $100 get a free short, keychain, stickers and whatever fun small stuff I have left over from this year's art haul! All proceeds go to helping a very lazy artist continue to live indoors.

It's like you are adopting me!

Includes the following prints

Mac and Me

Cliff Clavin on Hoth

ET hiding in toys

Bitchin Life Day

Rampage on the Vatican

Master?

Chthulu Lighthouse

Pan’s Labyrinth

Day At The Beach

Abandoned Batmobile

Jason and Mother

Ewok Jedi Temple

Frankensteins First Snow

Mason Verger's Farm

Calendar is not UV reactive, sorry I dunno how to do that yet :(

Order before Dec 15 for delivery before Christmas!